How did the coach get his quarterback?
He went to the bank.
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
How much does freedom weigh?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What is another term for the price of gas?
How do locomotives know where to go?