How did the coach get his quarterback?
He went to the bank.
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What do you call a tired tree?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What stories are told by basketball players?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?