What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
Automobile.
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What type of car do planets buy?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?