What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
Automobile.
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
How can you make 7 even?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What do naked fish play with?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?