What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
A hot dog.
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What do you call a sad latte?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Why did the student eat their homework?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?