Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
He lost his Hedwig™.
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
I broke my finger!
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?