Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
He lost his Hedwig™.
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
Did you know about April 1st?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?