What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
Ouch!
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What do cows like to dance to?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?