Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
To the mew-seum.
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?