How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
You tell it to clock in.
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?