How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
You tell it to clock in.
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What farm animal is best at karate?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
Where do hamsters come from?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
What time does everyone love to drink?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?