What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Thanks for nothing!
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Why are frogs always happy?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?