Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Because they also have eyes in the back of their heads.
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What's a forklift?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What tea do footballers drink?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
Where does a camper keep his money?
How does a cow do math?