Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Because they also have eyes in the back of their heads.
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What do you call hiking college students?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
How does a taco bless the table?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?