Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
He got too clingy.
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Why was the fish so smart?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What car can't keep a secret?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
What do you call hiking college students?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Where do hamsters come from?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?