Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
She was a sweeper.
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What kind of ant is good at math?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?