What's a car's favorite TV show?
Law and Order SUV.
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What do ducks get after they eat?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What kind of music do planets like?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What birds always travel in twos?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What's the friendliest national park?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?