What's a car's favorite TV show?
Law and Order SUV.
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
How does dinner smell?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
Why was the broom late for school?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
Why are all priests fit?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?