What do you call two dentists that are very different?
Molar opposites.
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
What do little monsters call their mother?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What do you do when two snails fight?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?