What do you call two dentists that are very different?
Molar opposites.
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Which computer won the talent show?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What kind of bird can write?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Why did spring break up with winter?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What do Scottish toads play?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
Why do kids love theater classes?
What makes music in your hair?