Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they're shellfish.
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?