Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
He had grater plans!
What building always gets stains on it?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What's the most determined bird?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What animal likes to party the most?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What car always breaks the rules?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?