Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
He had grater plans!
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Why are computers so good at golf?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What do jokesters study in college?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
Why did the fish blush?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?