Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Because he liked sole music.
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What do Scottish toads play?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What building always gets stains on it?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Why do trees have so many friends?
Why did the frog starve?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Why are cause and effect so close?