Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Because he liked sole music.
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
Why is winter considered holy?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?