Why was the broom late for school?
It overswept!
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What is the wealthiest fish?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What animal loves a baseball game?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What's the opposite of irony?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?