What's a bear's favorite movie?
Pirates of the Care-bear-ean.
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
How do you spot a modern spider?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What do naked fish play with?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What animals make the best baseball players?