What's a bear's favorite movie?
Pirates of the Care-bear-ean.
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Why was the dog so popular?
How long will dinner be?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
What do nosey peppers do?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What do Scottish toads play?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What snacks always have the best tan?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What sport do horses love to play?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.