What do Scottish toads play?
Hop-scotch.
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Can February March?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
How can you farm during the winter?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What do you call an angry monkey?