What do Scottish toads play?
Hop-scotch.
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Which state has the best streets?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?