How did groundhogs get their name?
Because they can't fly!
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
Why was the broom late for school?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What day is your mom always right?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?