How did groundhogs get their name?
Because they can't fly!
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What dogs are always lying to you?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
How are mountains able to see?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Why was the bunny upset?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?