Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Because they deal with fee-lines.
What is blue and not heavy?
What fairy loves to count?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
Why do trees try new things so often?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What do little monsters call their mother?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
How do you arrest a pig?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What is the definition of Robin?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What horn never makes a sound?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?