What sport do horses love to play?
Kickball.
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
How do you send a message in the forest?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Where does the president keep his razor?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Which cats love to be petted?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?