Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
They always drop the ball.
What types of dogs are bilingual?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What did the confused bee say?
What do you call an insincere horse?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
Why are goats so funny?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Why did the mare gain weight?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Why did the fish blush?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?