Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
They always drop the ball.
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Why was the horse so happy?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What sport is full of interior designers?
Why are cars magic?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?