Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
His heart wasn't in it.
What do trees keep as a pet?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What animal could Noah not trust?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What style of music weighs the most?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Why are the mountains so tired?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?