Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
His heart wasn't in it.
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What event do spiders love to attend?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What does a panda ghost say?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?