What do you call it when two boats become friends?
Companion-ship.
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What do you call the dog magician?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?