What do you call it when two boats become friends?
Companion-ship.
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
What says: oom oom oom?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
Why do trees try new things so often?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?