Which sea animal is the best with tools?
The hammerhead shark.
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
Why is a computer so smart?
Why is money so stubborn?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
How do bears keep cool?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
Do you have the best ceiling?