Why are boxers good comedians?
They really know their punchlines.
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What car always breaks the rules?
What do you call a cow with two legs?