What animal makes the best pizza dough?
A crust-acean.
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What's the scariest letter?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What do you call an animal pop star?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
What do you give a sick pig?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?