Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Kevin Bacon.
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What should you wear to a tea party?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?