My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
She's 97 now, and we don't know where she is.
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What do you give an angry rhino?
Which animal will never go bald?
Which family member is always relieved?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?