My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
She's 97 now, and we don't know where she is.
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
What dog wears contact lenses?
Where do birds go to drink?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What do fairies always drink?
Why do mice need oiling?
What is the coolest country?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
How do you know bees have allergies?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.