What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
Ground-Dog Day.
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Where was Noah born?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
How does the sun listen to music?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
How do frogs get to work?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?