What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
Ground-Dog Day.
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
It's allergy season again?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What streaming service do fishermen watch?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?