What dish does only a baseball player use?
The home plate.
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Why are ghosts always single?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
How do frogs get to work?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What do you call a pile of cats?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?