Why do librarians never make plans?
Because their weekends are always booked up.
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
When should you start writing a book?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
Where do superheroes blend right in?