Why do librarians never make plans?
Because their weekends are always booked up.
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
Why are baseball games at night?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
How do you know bees have allergies?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?