What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Launch meat.
What do you eat on July 5th?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What do you do when two snails fight?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What do you call a dog that meditates?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What is a duck's favorite dance?