What kind of computers do horses use?
Mcintosh.
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Which family member has tusks?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
Can February March?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What do bees chew?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
How do you get straight A's?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What do insects learn at school?
What washes up on miniature beaches?