What kind of computers do horses use?
Mcintosh.
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
How do snowmen get information?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Which insect makes the best father?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
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What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?