What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
A scratch pad.
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What was the first animal in space?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What do you call the dog magician?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What do you call a silly hill?