What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
A scratch pad.
What's the difference between soccer and football?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
How do frogs get to work?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What is the tallest building in the world?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What's good for both poker and theater?