What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
A chameleon.
What's black and white and goes around and around?
How does a squid go into battle?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What's the king of all school supplies?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
People are so hard on car mechanics.