What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Little Bread Rising Hood.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Why was the broom late for school?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What insect thinks it's a dog?