What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Coop-cakes.
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What's the politest month?
What makes a glow worm glow?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
