What do mice do when they're at home?
Mousework.
What bird is always sad?
What sport is full of interior designers?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?