What do mice do when they're at home?
Mousework.
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Where would you put an injured insect?
How do you organize a space party?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?