What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Catculus.
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What's black and white and red all over?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
Why is the beach so confident?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What kind of store would a dog own?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?