What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Catculus.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What's E.T. short for?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?