Why are construction workers so good at parties?
They know how to raise the roof.
Why was the bee sad?
What is another name for a cow?
Did you know about April 1st?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What is the tallest building in the world?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
A book just fell on my head.
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?