Why are construction workers so good at parties?
They know how to raise the roof.
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
What do golfers drink on the green?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?