What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
A miss-steak.
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
Which animal will never go bald?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
Why did the cloud date the fog?