What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
A miss-steak.
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
What's a bat's favorite game?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?