What vegetable is nice to everyone?
The sweet potato.
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
Who invented fractions?
How can you make 7 even?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Which hot drink loves golf?