What vegetable is nice to everyone?
The sweet potato.
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What do mice do when they're at home?
How is life like toilet paper?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What bird is losing its hair?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a magical reptile?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What animal loves a baseball game?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?