Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Because she was afraid someone would caesar.
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What game do mice love to play?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Where do pigs learn magic?
How do you make antifreeze?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Why was the math book sad?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?