Why did the Uber driver get fired?
The passengers kept reporting him for going the extra mile.
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
How do you wash a lamb?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
How much money does a skunk have?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
Why are the mountains so tired?