Why did the Uber driver get fired?
The passengers kept reporting him for going the extra mile.
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
Where do you take sick ponies?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
Why didn't the melons get married?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What bird is always sad?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What's the biggest moth in the world?