What animal has more lives than a cat?
A frog, because it croaks every night.
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What condiment has wings?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What's a doll's favorite car?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What do you give a sick lemon?
How do you make a bandstand?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What's a priest's favorite food?