What animal has more lives than a cat?
A frog, because it croaks every night.
What does a dog say before eating?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What's the noisiest food?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
Which animal will never go bald?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?