What do you call a magical reptile?
A lizard.
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What do cows like to dance to?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What is the smallest lion?
What kind of books do boats write?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
Can February March?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What is an insect's favorite game?