What do you call a magical reptile?
A lizard.
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What car can't keep a secret?
What's the slowest 5k?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What do you call a sad latte?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?