What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
Mathachussets.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What kind of bird can write?
What is the definition of Robin?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What's a goose's favorite book?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What did the mother rope say to her child?