What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
Mathachussets.
People are so hard on car mechanics.
How do you talk to a giant?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What's black and white and red all over?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?