How do you talk to a giant?
Use big words.
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Why did the peach come home from work early?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
How do birds threaten one another?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?